Holiday Barbie 1995 - THERE ARE NO WORDS!
Look, I just had to put this one on the table. I tried like four different ways to think of how to introduce it and I just can’t! It was tempting to just plaster a big photo of 1995 Holiday Barbie up here and let that alone say all that needed to be said. Seriously though! The flying saucer monstrosity that I guess we’re calling a ‘collar’…? The skirt that I can only guess was made to smuggle a cupcake…the hair that’s so…sticking out-y…I mean… ”look at the BONES!” Fine. Deep breath. What else does Barbie have to offer us in 1995? Oh my god, it’s Hulk hands. Actually I’m not sure if it’s that or she’s just going with the flow since Mickey Mouse has already been stamped on the bottom of her dress, why not add the gloves? Luckily I checked into it and found that Holiday Jewel Barbie 1995 was made of porcelain, so we can assume the gloves are merely protection. I found no explanation for the mouse. Or ...